When you run out of clean underwear you have to wash clothes

Wireless called shortly after noon and inquired if we would be around so that she could drop over. I insisted that I wanted to be loved for myself.But as you can see, she loves us for our laundry facilities.

She has laundry where she lives but reports that her current dirty clothes situation had gotten completely out of control. She also reports that she does love us for ourselves, the laundry thing is just a perk.

We believe her.